A public service announcement
This website is now officially about RuRu.
There was going to be a roofing business here. Then everybody involved realized what the really important thing in life is. So the domain has been repossessed — lovingly — in honor of RuRu: amazing wife, legendary human being.
No pictures. No addresses. Just love, in plain HTML.
Official RuRu facts
Verified by an independent panel of one very devoted husband.
♥ Amazing wife
Certified amazing. Multiple years of data, zero anomalies. The kind of partner people write songs about and then wish they'd written better ones.
♥ Salted malted connoisseur
Her cookie of choice is the salted malted. This is not a guess. There is an entire standing errand dedicated to making sure she never goes without one.
♥ The cat worships her
Cats are notoriously honest critics. The cat's review of RuRu: five stars, would accept treats from again, chooses her lap on purpose.
♥ Laughs at his jokes
She laughs at his jokes. Most of them. The ones she doesn't laugh at, she tolerates with a smile, which counts double.
♥ Pickleball partner
She'll rally with you, laugh when you both miss, and make the whole evening better. Official status: the best doubles partner a person could ask for.
♥ Excellent taste
Evidence: she married him. The prosecution rests. Further evidence available upon request in the form of everyday life.
Why RuRu is the best
A non-exhaustive list. Exhaustive lists have been attempted; they crashed the server.
- Kindness: the default setting, not the exception
- Funny: genuinely, not just "spouse funny"
- Patient: see also: every questionable idea he has ever had
- Smart: asks the question that solves the whole thing in one sentence
- Warm: home feels like home because of her
- Loyal: in your corner, always, no asterisks
- Beautiful inside and out: this entry is understated on purpose
RuRu by the numbers
Methodology: peer-reviewed by one (1) peer. Results reproduced daily.
The RuRu appreciation machine
Science has shown that pressing this button makes RuRu's day better. Press it as many times as you like. She deserves all of them.
appreciations delivered to RuRu
Each press is stored in your browser and never expires. Like the real thing.
Straight answers
Who is RuRu?
The best wife. That's the whole answer. Scroll up if you need more detail.
What happened to the roofing business?
It's on a little vacation. It'll be back. RuRu said so, and what RuRu says goes.
Is this website for real?
Is love for real? Exactly.
Can I meet RuRu?
No. This website is the closest the internet gets.
How long will this website stay up?
Forever, or until she says take it down, whichever is longer.